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Ath-dditional Notes: Ranking the People's Sexiest Men based solely on their personalities

Ath-dditional Notes: Ranking the People's Sexiest Men based solely on their personalities

These beautiful men are more than just their looks, and it's time to recognise it!!

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Athina Mallis
Nov 08, 2024
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In honour of People Magazine about to drop its Sexiest Man Alive (SMA) for 2024, I thought I would do a rank of each person they’ve given the title previously.

BUT, it’s not due to their hotness, that’s too obvious, it’s going to be based on the interview, I am a journalist after all.

This week has been rough and everyone I’ve spoken to has been going through it, so let’s have some fun to finish this ghastly week.

The ranking is based on how interesting and thought-provoking these men are. It’s 2024, we aren’t focusing on looks anymore but on the heart posture of these men!!! Are they pure? Are they kind? Do they adopt puppies regularly?

Also, points are taken off if they make any jokes like “Don’T KnOw WhY ThEY CHosE ME?!”. Puh-leeze. We all know you’re hot!!!!

There will also be points off for how interesting the interview is, if it’s bland, then I won’t be happy.

This award has been handed out for the past 35 years with some people getting the honour twice!!! Also, I’ve only gone up to 2004 as I couldn’t find the interviews and gave myself a tight deadline.

But let the ranking begin!

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